Bockfest Tips 6 and 5

6.  Expect the unexpected!  

This one should be a no brainer if you plan on attending an all day drinking event, but every year I am amazed at what I see.  Last year, 2013, a 95 pound women (yes, 95 pounds) tackled one of my friends down a hill and gave him a face wash at the bottom.  That’s not something you see everyday.

The year before, 2012, my friends and I were watching a guy sit on a snow bank and construct a giant male member on top of his crotch.  Before we could say a word my friend ran over and tried to kick it off, but of course he missed.  I know what you are all thinking, my buddy kicked that dude square in the nuts.  Thankfully for everyone involved, he missed and just kicked the snow underneath the guy.  Never a dull moment!

Make sure that you’re prepared to snap some pictures because no doubt you’ll see some...um...we’ll say “interesting” things!

5.  Have a bathroom plan!  

A lot of people are going to be at this thing and port-a-potty real estate will be at a premium.  Make friends with someone who won a VIP pass.  This is going to be your best bet for smooth potty sailing.  If you can't do that, you still have options.

It won't be this nice out, but you get the point!!!

Set up shop near some bathrooms.  Make your go-to/rally point a spot near the line of ‘mini biffs.  This next option is for the guys - use the 12 person man trough which is inside a trailer thinger.  Another way to make that go faster is to go IN through the OUT door.  It might not work all the time but when it does, you’ll most likely have some jealous folks wondering, “Why didn’t I think of that?”  Most importantly, you’ll feel a whole lot better.